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Post by slusken on Jan 28, 2007 13:38:52 GMT -5
Always fun to have a joke thread ;D
"A fameous painter got the assignment from a museum to paint colonel Custers last thoughts from the battle of big horn. After a couple of months he returned with a rather bizzarre picture with Custer standing confused in the middle of the canvas, a big piece of crap with a halo above it beside him and finally hundreds of indians having sex in the background.
The curator got crazy and yelled "what the hell is that supposed to be??"
"Well" said the painter, "It's obvious his last thoughts must have been: Holy shit! Where did all those fucking indians come from???"
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Post by nix on Jan 28, 2007 15:34:58 GMT -5
Tomato dad and a tomato son crossed the road tomato dad: "Watch out from the car!" (pffrrscrash) tomato son: "What car!?" (pffrrscrash)
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Post by Demonfire on Jan 29, 2007 17:25:18 GMT -5
Yo mama's so fat....
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Post by slusken on Jan 30, 2007 11:31:46 GMT -5
Your dad had to have phone-sex with her to make you...
boooyaaah
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Post by Demonfire on Jan 30, 2007 19:43:24 GMT -5
Want to spray cum in her nose and mouth when...
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Post by slusken on Jan 31, 2007 5:22:17 GMT -5
You realize this is NOT the continue the story thread !
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Post by Santos31 on Jan 31, 2007 12:43:16 GMT -5
Meh, fuck it...
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Post by Demonfire on Feb 7, 2007 18:09:49 GMT -5
Fuck what?
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Post by Santos31 on Feb 7, 2007 18:21:00 GMT -5
never mind lol
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Post by one4themoney on Feb 7, 2007 18:45:12 GMT -5
2 whores were walking down the street. 1 whore said "man i know we can make a lot of money today. i can smell dick in the air" the other whore said "shut up. i just burped"
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Post by vaderdd on Feb 7, 2007 18:46:28 GMT -5
haha... I'm liking this guy already.
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Post by Santos31 on Feb 7, 2007 18:57:00 GMT -5
Nice nice!
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Post by one4themoney on Feb 7, 2007 20:47:10 GMT -5
i've got a more. this one is long but funny.
there was a couple throwing a thanksgiving party. they had a little boy. he heard them having sex and heard them yelling at eachother afterwards. his mom yelled "well it's because you have a hairy dick" and his dad yelled "well you have saggy boobs" so the next day the boy asked his parents what saggy boobs and hairy dicks were. they told him saggy boobs were coats and hairy dicks were hats.
Later on he went into the kitchen and saw his mom preparing a turkey. She cut herself and said "fuck!" He asked "mom, what's fuck?" and she told him it meant cooking.
He went upstairs and was passing his dad when his dad cut his face and said "shit!" He asked "dad what's shit?" his dad told him it was shaving cream.
So a little while later the doorbell rings and it's the guest. his mom asks him to answer the door politely cuz her and his dad were busy cooking and shaving. The boy opens the door and nicely asks the guests "can i take your hairy dicks and saggy boobs?" The guests were shocked. They then asked where his parents were. He told them "My mom is in the kitchen fucking a turkey and my dad is upstairs shaving shit off his face".
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Post by Demonfire on Feb 7, 2007 21:38:02 GMT -5
a woman walks into a bar and orders a double entendre so the bartender gives it to her
Hahaha at the new guy!
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Post by Rohan on Feb 8, 2007 3:49:13 GMT -5
4 gay guys are in a hot tub
and some sperm rises to the surface
one of them says "all right... who farted?"
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Post by slusken on Feb 9, 2007 10:54:51 GMT -5
Now that's just nasty...
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Post by Santos31 on Feb 9, 2007 13:34:03 GMT -5
Disturbing even!!
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Post by vaderdd on Feb 9, 2007 14:31:58 GMT -5
The mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of pigeons in Phoenix. The mayor could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Phoenix was full of pigeon poop. The people of Phoenix couldn't walk on the sidewalks or drive on the roads. It was costing a fortune to try to keep the streets and sidewalks clean.
One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a proposition. "I can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without cost to the city. But, you must promise not to ask me any questions. Or, you can pay me five million dollars and ask one question." The mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the free proposition.
The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened his coat, and released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled in the air and flew up into the bright blue Arizona sky. All the pigeons in Phoenix saw the blue pigeon. They gathered up behind the blue pigeon. The Phoenix pigeons followed the blue pigeon as she flew southward out of the city.
The next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to the man atop City Hall. The Mayor was very impressed. He thought the man and the blue pigeon had performed a wonderful miraculous feat to rid Phoenix of the plague of pigeons.
Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing, the mayor presented him with a check for 5 million dollars and told the man that, indeed, he did have a question to ask and even though they had agreed to no fee and the man had rid the city of pigeons, he decided to pay the 5 million just to get to ask ONE question!
The man accepted the money and told the mayor to ask his question. The mayor asked: "Do you have a blue Mexican?"
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Post by Santos31 on Feb 12, 2007 21:56:08 GMT -5
How do you kill a fox?
Cut its leg off, and make it run accross Canada!!!
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Post by slusken on Feb 13, 2007 9:50:34 GMT -5
How do you get an elephant into a fridge? you open the door, put the elephant inside and then close the door How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You open the door, get the elephant out, put the giraffe inside and then close the door
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