just to shame mel...
www.angelfire.com/goth2/violentmoodswings/ShankinDictionary.htmlthe shankin dictionary as posted from there. she has all of them up to date ... or here's the words so you don't have to go to her webpage... because she might kill me already for posting that.
That is, if I don't die from reading how retarded most of these words are.
The Words
* Shankin' - Kick ass
* Shanktacular - Spectacular
* Shankified - Modified in a Shankin' Shanktacular way
* Shankorama - The place I like ot visit everyday
* Shankness - Greatness
* Shankable - worthy of a shankin' tribute
* Shankability - how shankin' it is
* Sexshankular - Sexy in shank terms
* shankulous- adj., being full of shank
* shankful- adj., feeling shank towards others
* shanker- n., one who lays the shankdown on others
* shankess-n., one who *ahem* lays the shankdown on one or more members of a certain
* shank-adj., stank
* shanksta- n., wangsta
* shankras- n., chakras, points of light in the human energy body according to new age and some traditional medicines
* shanker sore-n., like a kanker sore, except you get it from moshing at a spineshank show
* shankylicious-adj., bootylicious
* shankworthy-adj., bootylicious
* spinef*ckular-adj., sexshankular
* shankypainky - doin' the nasty in bed
* Shankmobile - scentance "To the shankmobile!"
* Deshanked - To have your choice of weapon deprived/taken away from you
* Despineshanked - To be without Spineshank's music....
* Disconshankulated - Like discombobulated but different
* spineatic - spineshank fanatic
* Shankling - one who is new to the shankorific shankness
* Dishankreanted - Disoriented because the music is just too fucking good!
* shankijuana - shankin weed
* Shankhead- given head
* Shankatron, noun. - a mutant cyborg robot designed to distribute spineshank CDs to unsuspecting children and killing those who spit on it
* Shankfan - A spineshank fan...of course
* shankaroid - 25th centry shanksta
* Shankguard - Like right guard, but louder
* Shankzilla - A large back breaking carnavor who seeks pleasure from building CDs from spineshank cds
* Shankaid - A band aid with Jonny's Picture on it
* Shankroid - When your kids play so much Spineshank it becomes a pain in your ass
* Shankzit - A huge ass pimple on the middle of your back
* Shanksomnia - When your parents first hear Spineshank and are so scarred that they can't sleep for days
* Shankwaffle - You can't buy this one at the International House Of Pancakes
* Spinepulsive - Becoming so obsessed and compulsive over spineshank that you may need medical help--------This is a GOOD thing. (like me)
* WristShank - When someone gets stabbed in the wrist and someone else yealls "That Kid Just Got Shanked!" (this has happened)
* MotherShanker - Ermmm you can guess...
* shankrapper - when Eminem tries to rap to spineshank (DEAR GOD LET'S HOPE THIS DAY NEVER COMES!!!!!) *cries*
* Shankadelic - Imagine Johnny dressed as Austin Powers YEAH BABY! *shudders*
* Mount Shankmore - NOW HERE'S AN ORIGINAL IDEA!!!!! (band member's faces carved in rock)
* Microshank - SCREW YOU BILL GATES!!!
* Shankraphone - A Microphone that was previously used by Johnny...
* Shankwacker - NO YOU PERV!!!! It's a weedwacker designed by Johnny!
* Shankvolver - The most kick ass gun in existance
* Shanktile - Bread in captivity for the purpose of reproduction to brainwash little children into buying and distributing shank cd's to old people with dementia and brain tumours
* Shankssia - Right next to Russia
* Shankadia - The place in which we have created for ourselves (And by we I mean the fans)
* Spineography - The study of irregular human activity while under the influence of shankin' music
* Shankography - The world according to shank
* William Shankspear - Well, considering it might as well be the creator of this dictionary... I guess it would be ME!
* PornEMon- A Jamaican Pron Star who was inspired by the sexiness of SpineShank